No More Three-Way Suckyface? Ryan Sure Does Miss 'Drunk Ole Ho Colie'

Remember way back to Real World: Denver when our biggest Colie concern was whether she could keep count of her sexual partners? Well, there's been no more ho-show for Colie on The Island, that's for sure. 'New Colie' is a faithful girlfriend, frequent suntanner/rester and the bestest buddy a girl like Johanna could have.

Here's the thing: Paula & Ryan like 'Old Colie' better! Allow them to explain: