Reality Check: Paris Hilton Is Richer, More Gainfully Employed Than You Are

• Paris Hilton is many things, but unemployed ain't one of them. (Reuters)

• Gayle King praises Oprah's 30 Rock cameo as "H-I-L-A-A-R-I-O-U-S." Or at least funny enough to warrant a misspelling. (NY Mag)

• Dylan McKay may be the father of Kelly's baby, but you won't be seeing him on 90210 anytime soon. (E! Online)

• The real-life Blair Waldorf is surprisingly unbitchy. (OK!)

• Meanwhile, exploitation pays! Denise Richards' show gets picked up for one more season. (