Saying It Loud And Proud: I Heart Justin Bobby So Hard!

I can't believe I'm saying this, but here it is: Justin Bobby is hot. Really hot. Even during his Jack Sparrow phase, he always had this certain je ne sais quoi about him, which made me want to jump on the back of his Harley and ride off into the sunset, or at least to some faraway place where I could smother him with kisses (without fear of PDA) until his inability to form polysyllabic words was no longer an issue.

And then it happened: The life-altering haircut that proved to the world that JB had cheekbones and was, in fact, as smokin' as Shia LeBoeuf, except gassier and with slightly fewer DUIs. Weird thing is, these days JB's been looking a little, well, a little like someone all too familiar.

The liquidy brown eyes, the scruffy man-goatee, the thick, furry brows... No, I'm not talking about The O.C.'s Peter Gallagher (or, for that matter, his doppelganger, the middle Jonas Brother). I am, of course, referring to Jason Wahler, aka. the guy who earned Lauren the nickname "The Girl Who Didn't Go To Paris" at Teen Vogue, then popped the question to his rebound fling, Katja.

Does anyone else see the similarity here? Or am I just in the throes of a late-afternoon food coma? Meanwhile, what's the general consensus on Justin Bobby's overall hotness? Do any of you girls out there (secretly) agree that he's muy caliente... in a rebellious, Mom-would-cry sorta way?