The Island Exposed: Paula & Ryan Serve Dave A Jerk Sandwich

You heard straight from the horsie's mouth why Dave decided to leave The Island, but some RW/RR Challengers aren't buying it. Watch the interview clips below, and tell us: Whose version of the story sounds more plausible?

PLUS: Paula and Ryan have a message for all Real World: Hollywood (except Brianna!): "If you ever dare come on another Challenge, we're kicking you off again." And oh, yeah, "Dave, you're a punk ass... whether or not your penis is huge."

Don't look at me, I didn't say nothin'...