Daily Dose Of 'Island Dailies': Your Life In 40 Seconds Or Less

Real World/Road Rules Challenges are like potato chips — once you start, you can’t get enough. Which is why I’ll be sifting through the ‘Island Dailies‘ each afternoon to make sure you’re getting your fill of the crazy castaways. (Tough job, I know, but somebody’s gotta do it!)

Imagine you're trapped on a desert island with a bunch of peeps you (sort-of) know from reality tv. Instead of the usual tricked-out house, you're living in a roofless hut, bathing in a gross-smelling lagoon and entertaining yourself by trying to figure out which of your fellow islanders you'd most want to bang. (You know, assuming you didn't have to see them ALL DAY, EVERY DAY -- and their hair didn't have that distinctive poo-lagoon aroma).

Now, imagine someone just told you that you aren't allowed to have any phone conversations in excess of 40 seconds. Hey, that'll just about leave you enough time to call up your mom and tell her you're having the worst time ever! Well, almost.