Weeks of watching blinged out goons, greased up cons and deadbeat dads work towards bettering themselves have reassured me that no gangsta's ever a lost cause. (Except for maybe Old Dirty Bastard -- there's really no coming back for him.) I applaud Fonzworth Bentley for eagerly taking on this bold boyz-to-men challenge... but do you think his teachings will have a lasting effect?
Luckily, MTV has scheduled a reunion special that should satisfy all our outstanding viewer questions; however, what fun would it be to wait that long to make a few of our own predictions?
T-Jones: Contacted by PBS to star in his own morning TV show called, It's Wakey Wakey Time Detroit!, in which our very own urban teddybear teaches small children how to turn a frown upside down and clean up their crap.
Cee: Given the ole John Wayne Bobbit treatment by Gina immediately after watching her man hook up with that hooch from Episode 6.
E6: Decides to check out of his parents place in Brooklyn, but returns two days later when his hot plate malfunctions.
Creepa: Launches his own line of hyper-color hater blockers. The Home Shopping Network sells out after Nicole Richie is photographed wearing them on Robertson Avenue.
Stan: Opens a 'Gentleman's Club' chain back in Detroit and runs citywide campaign to legalize male prostitution for medicinal purposes.
Have some of your own predictions for the future of Fonzworth's G's? Tell Us: Who's gonna make it after all?