Five Reasons Why I'm Already Over Tonight's Real World Foursome

Yesterday, I showed you a sneak-peek look at the first-ever Real World foursome. And while I'm psyched for tonight's episode (Mexico! Alcohol-induced hookups! Beaches!) I gotta say, I'll be happy when this whole foursome business is over and done with. Why I'm already over it:

1: Note to Will and Dave: If you're not cool enough to have a foursome without high-fiving and doing a super-lame post-coital dance in your kitchen afterwards, you're probably not cool enough to have a foursome. Period.

2: Scoring with chicks who are only showing you their naughty-parts because you're on an MTV reality show doesn't convince anyone that you've got game. Which brings me to my next point...

3: When you're on tv, what happens in Mexico does not stay in Mexico. In other words? A foursome with two skanky chicks in Cancun may not be the best way to convince Janelle she made a huge mistake by dumping your ass.

4: Anything that prompts Kim to say "I feel like I need to go to church" is practically guaranteed to be gross.

5: I was totally still rooting for Reva.