Reality Check: Two's Company, Three's A Crowd for Lauren and Lo

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• Best buds LC and Lo head to an L.A. cafe for a breakfast a deux. Presumably, Audrina's invitation got lost in the mail. (Gossip Girls)

• Meanwhile, Lauren Conrad reassesses her fame and explains, "I've learned when you're a celebrity, people will take every opportunity to criticize you because they're just jealous." (ESPN)

• In the first episode of her controversial new reality show, Dina Lohan shakes off rumors about her parental inadequacy long enough to schedule a popcorn and movie night with her 14 year-old daughter, Ali. Wait, did we mention the movie was pornographic? (Yeeeah!)

• Kim Kardashian to Carmen Electra: I'll read your magazine if you read mine. (TMZ)

• Calling all moguls! 50 Cent's looking for the next tycoon on his yet-untitled new MTV project. (EURweb)

• Remember when we told you former ANTM winner CariDee English was hospitalized for dehydration? Well, now comes word that it may have actually been an attempted suicide. (WizbangPOP)