Reality Check: Hills' Heidi Montag Is 'Picture Perfect'

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• In the world of Heidi Montag, the words "candid camera" do not apply. (Egotastic!)

• Meanwhile, Heidi and Spencer stock up on home supplies in preparation for their lifetime of domestic bliss together. (Popsugar)

• And Brody Jenner's woes continue with new allegations that he hangs out in men's lavatories and makes promises he can't keep. (IBBB)

• Question: What's the only thing worse than Kim Kardashian? Answer: A freeloading imposter. (TMZ)

• Reality "star" and American Idol judge Paula Abdul claims she's "always reinventing" herself. Translation: she's adept at finding new ways to play high-strung and overly medicated. (Gabsmash)