It seems like just yesterday Dylan and Cole Sprouse were wreaking havoc at the Tipton Hotel. "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody" ended seven years ago, but we still have some ~important~ questions about the show that need demand answers.

Such as, where the hell did the Tipton find its staff? There's no way spacey Lance actually passed his lifeguard certification. And Arwin, God bless him, but all his repairs ended up requiring more repairs. So Disney, are you paying attention?

Did the boys ever have to pay for damages they did to the hotel?

In the pilot episode, they knocked off the satellite dish from the roof. Who had to pay for that? Is it taken out of Carey's (Kim Rhodes) paycheck or something? If so, they're lucky they get free rent, because they'd barely break even with all the twins' mishaps.

What became of Rock Squared's demo album?

When Zack, Cody, Max and Tapeworm compete in a Battle of the Bands contest, the winner gets to cut a demo record. Well, they won the competition, so what happened with that demo? THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW.

Also, why isn't this catchy song on iTunes?

And while we're at it, did Waterworks ever perform again?

Most likely not, but ya never know. Maddie (Ashley Tisdale) and London (Brenda Song) did reconcile Maddie was kind of rude AF to London — and London did just buy the band all that new equipment. Seems like a shame to go to waste.

What did London's dad Mr. Tipton actually look like?

We never saw his face on the show, as he was always hiding behind his security team. We did see someone on "The Suite Life on Deck," but I'm not convinced that was really him. ~THE ILLUMINATI~

And speaking of the Illuminati, WTF is up with this?

Sure, it looks like just the word "illuminate," but we all know it's not.

Are we supposed to assume the boys NEVER went back into Suite 613 after they saw an actual ghost?

Most of the ghostly acts were just jokes to prank Zack, but that last scene on the episode involved Zack and Cody speaking to the ghost, and then she mystifies herself back into her painting. As curious as the twins are, surely they would've gone back to investigate?

If Maddie really was as broke as she said, then why didn't she get a different job?

Not all part-time jobs offer insanely low pay. She seemed to complain all the time about her non-existent salary and how she didn't have a dime to her name. Girl, pack it up and move onto bigger and better things.

How many copies did this album actually sell?

This was Carey's album in the parallel universe episode. It was apparently a #1 album, but in a parallel universe, is that even good? Also, exactly what kinds of songs were on it?

Was "Suite Life" the one to actually coin the phrase "PRNDL"?

Call me crazy, but I get the feeling there were people in the world who called the gear shift the "prendle" before London did. If not, major hat tip to the writers.

Did Carey not have her own room in their apartment?

We know the boys shared a room, and there was a ginormous bathroom, but was that it? (Besides the closet, which Cody used as a bachelor pad for one episode.) The Tipton seriously didn't hook her up with a two-bedroom suite?

Why was Maddie's hair Frizzilla in one episode, but then looked flawless in every other episode?

If her hair always frizzed when it was humid outside, did she just never, ever go back outside again?

Why did Carey and Kurt divorce?

Kurt was definitely distracted by his rock band/musical career, and was a grown man-child, but was there some underlying reason for the split?

Were they the only campers at Camp Knock-A-Number?

We literally only saw Cody, Tapeworm and Warren hanging out at the camp — no other campers, or even camp counselors. Was this supposed to be some ~exclusive~ math camp?

Did Zack finally call Maddie?

This episode aired on March 25, 2005, so it's definitely been 10 years since then. Call yo woman, Zack! Now's your chance!

This show used to be streamable on Netflix. Disney, what's good?