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Disney Princesses Reimagined As Common Household Sponges

I mean, we could have gone with Prince Charmin instead.

These days it's hard to remember just what the Disney Princesses are actually supposed to look like, because they've been reimagined and redesigned through every lens imaginable. In the past few months alone, we've seen our favorite animated heroines as tattoo pin-up girls, Halloween nightmares, mermaids, Renaissance portraits, women with short hair, other Disney princesses, and most especially 2016 presidential candidates (you're welcome for that last one). And that's not even all of them!

But have you ever wondered what the Disney princesses would look like as... common household cleaning sponges? Of course you have! They're Disney princesses and you must always keep imagining them as new things until they bleed into the fundamental reality of of human consciousness, consuming all our thoughts with their omnipotent might. That's how the universe operates now. Or maybe the Internet just really likes them. Whichever.

Anyway, in order to appease our new Elder goddesses, we have taken the liberty of illustrating exactly what that very necessary and creative redesign might look like. Gaze upon our soft spongey princesses and despair!

  1. Belle
  2. Cinderella
  3. Jasmine
  4. Tiana

    She comes with extra scrubbing power because she's a really hard worker.

  5. Aurora
  6. Elsa

    It's a magic eraser. Get it? MAGIC. We put a lot of effort into this.

  7. Merida
  8. Pocahontas
    Mansion Schools

    So you can paint with all the colors of the wind, of course.

  9. And finally, Ariel!
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    *rimshot*