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Rihanna's Album Title Reminded Us That She's 'ANTI' All Of These Things

Miss her with the nonsense.

It seems like a lifetime ago that we were speculating about the title and potential release date for Rihanna's eighth album, and now we're finally getting somewhere. On Wednesday night, Rih dropped the cover art and album title, and ANTI is so perfectly Rih.

There's nothing wishy-washy about Rihanna -- she's either 100 percent with it and or you can miss her with the bullsh-t. And when she's not with it, it's usually pretty entertaining.

So, here's a list of things that RiRi is totally ANTI:

Being A Role Model

In comparison to Taylor Swift, for example, “I don’t think our brands are the same, I don’t think they match, I don’t think our audiences are the same. In my mind she’s a role model, I’m completely not.”

Re-Living The Past

(hates talking about Chris Brown)

Censorship

We're looking at you Instagram. Thanks to their strict rules (like that whole no nipple thing) Rih vanished from the social media platform and left a hole in our souls for months. When she returned, we breathed a collective sigh of relief and prayed that they'd never bother her again.

Grown Men Liars

Remember that time NBA player Matt Barnes tried to pretend like there was maybe, possibly something that could potentially happen between himself and Rihanna? Nah. "#bishwhere #thedevilisaliar #shesnotthatintoyou #shesnotintoyouatall #shesneverevenmetyou #thisactuallyhurtmyfeelings #defamationofcharacter.”

Bitches Who Owe Her Money

We've seen how that plays out. Don't let it happen to you

Broke Bitches

Them too.

Bras

See: Censorship. And her anti-bra tour.

Overhead Lighting

Getting outta here with that nonsense. No one wants that kind of spotlight on them.

Your Silly Assumptions

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Like assuming that she's looking for a man, for example. Don't pretend to know what she wants.

Basics

Those people definitely can't sit with her.

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