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17 Times Daryl Dixon Said Exactly What You're Feeling

Don't lie to me. You know you feel that last one.

Daryl Dixon of "The Walking Dead" prefers crossbows and motorcycles to long walks and deep conversations. But when he does speak up, he says what he means — and oftentimes, he says what you mean, too.

Here are 17 times that the "Walking Dead" badass said exactly what you were already thinking:

  1. "Come on, people. What the hell?"
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    He could have ended there and I'd agree, but he adds even more sensible commentary: "It's gotta be the brain. Don't you know nothing?"

  2. "Feed him a hammer, he'd crap out nails."
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    Daryl's talking about Merle here, but it sounds like your sibling too, doesn't it?

  3. "It's a Cherokee Rose… I believe this one bloomed for your little girl."
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    If only we could all be so sensitive in times of grief.

  4. "Yeah, and people in Hell want slurpees."
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    I mean, for my sake, I hope that's true.

  5. "I'm done looking for people."
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    This still applies if you haven't even started.

  6. "Come on! I ain't got all day!"
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    Time's money, people!

  7. "HELL NO."
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    Just because we grew up with guys like this doesn't mean we wants to hang out with them now!

  8. "Little Ass-Kicker… that's a good name, right?"
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    It's a FANTASTIC name.

  9. "No him, no me."
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    Live together, die alone, and all that.

  10. "I may be the one walking away, but you're the one who's leaving."
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    My burns are not that sick.

  11. "Faith ain't done s— for us."
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    Faith is the name of my family dog, FYI.

  12. "Ain't gonna have your first drink be no damn Peach Schnapps."
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    CAN I GET AN AMEN

  13. "Peanut butter and jelly, diet soda and pig's feet…"
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    Daryl calls it "a white trash brunch," and if that's the case, then throw me in the garbage, 'cuz that sounds good.

  14. "Looks like a dog sat in paint and wiped its ass all over the place."
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    Sorry, Carol. He's right.

  15. "We ain't them."
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    No we ain't.

  16. "You look ridiculous."
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    Three words I think at my reflection every morning.

  17. Does sign language count?
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    Because we all think this one A LOT.