With reporting by Josh Horowitz
When Hugh Jackman invites you to come on a trip with him to Neverland, it's probably a good idea to proceed with extreme caution. MTV News learned this the hard way recently during a conversation with the "Pan" star.
When an Oscar nominee puts on a pirate hat and brandishes a plunger at you, the key is to stay very, very still and very, very calm. Remember these things, and everything is going to turn out OK, no matter what the Lost Boys (uh, Lost Pillow?) may tell you.
"Pan" hits theaters October 9.