9 Things Pregnant Ciara Can Do That Your Faves Could Never

These Instagram photos and videos prove that pregnant Ciara is the best.

Nothing compares 2 U, pregnant Ciara. #SineadOConnorVoice

Anyone who's ever witnessed the physiology-defying, floor-humping glory of "Ride" can attest to the fact that Ciara can actually do the impossible. One might think that being pregnant would have slowed the "Body Party" singer down, but one would be so very wrong. Literally so embarrassed for you. Here's a paper bag. Put it on.

Cycle back through the last few months of Ciara's Instagram feed (in case that's not the first thing you do every morning), and you'll see that her selfies have never been more flawless, and her goofy-cute dancing clips have never been more, um, goofy or cute.

If anything, cohabiting with her and fiancé Future's future baby has allowed CiCi to tap into levels of perfection not yet seen by our peasant eyes. She's keeping up with the Kardashians, getting blessed by Barbara Walters, casually moonwalking at the grocery store, and so much more. Could your faves? Wait for it... Never.

1.) Ciara glows with the fire of a thousand supernovas. Love, light, and pregnancy hormones!

These Instagram photos and videos prove that pregnant Ciara is the best

2.) Ciara can still moonwalk effortlessly, despite the ACTUAL HUMAN BEING weighing her down.

3.) Speaking of dance moves, can your fave do the CiCi Baby-Bump Lean?

4.) This entire photo shoot for W magazine. Presented without comment.

These Instagram photos and videos prove that pregnant Ciara is the best.

5.) As shown in these baby-shower photos, Ciara literally keeps up with the Kardashians.

These Instagram photos and videos prove that pregnant Ciara is the best.

These Instagram photos and videos prove that pregnant Ciara is the best.

6.) Because anyone can "wake up like this," Ciara has pioneered the "went to sleep like this" selfie during her pregnancy.

These Instagram photos and videos prove that pregnant Ciara is the best.

7.) CiCi's had her fertile womb blessed by Barbara Walters. Look at Whoopi Goldberg! Moved to tears.

These Instagram photos and videos prove that pregnant Ciara is the best.

8.) Even the Easter Bunny wants in. Who's casually chilling with mythological beasts? THIS LADY.

These Instagram photos and videos prove that pregnant Ciara is the best.

9.) Can anyone prove that Ciara's NOT communing with the Heavens themselves in this breathtaking photo? Doubt it.

These Instagram photos and videos prove that pregnant Ciara is the best.

Photo credit: Ciara's Instagram, W via Ciara's Instagram