Jared Leto Talked To Zedd On A Banana-Phone, So Cue The Erotic Fan Fiction

Jared Leto of Thirty Seconds To Mars visited Zedd in the studio, talked on the bananaphone.

This is what we're into, and WE'RE NOT ASHAMED.

TMI and all, but any pictures with Thirty Seconds To Mars frontman Jared Leto and Zedd sharing the frame is already up there with history's sexiest photographs. (The facts: We're just stating 'em.) But, throw in a couple of gently cradled ball metaphors oranges and some banana-phones? THAT'S JUST TOO MUCH.

What do you think they talked about? SHUT UP, we've imagined the following completely fictional exchange for you:

Zedd: Hey, Jared?

Jared: Zedd? ILY. What’s up?

Z: NM, holding oranges.

J: LOL WUT, samesies.

Z: LET’S MAKE OUT.

OK, so that's probably not what the "Bright Lights" singer stopped by Zedd's studio to discuss, but how can we be sure? Guess the only way for them to confirm one way or the other is to give us their eye-witness testimonial tonight, in person, at the Chipotle on Sixth Avenue. Y'all are buying.

Photo credit: Rukes' Facebook