AHOY, Justin Bieber's shirtless photo! How you doin'?
OMFG, have you seen that new photo that Justin Bieber posted on Instagram where he's casually lounging shirtless on a boat? Because JUSTIN BIEBER. SHIRTLESS. ON A BOAT. Sorry, it's really hard to type full sentences when your arms are flailing like a Muppet out of excitement.
Seriously, we can't even compute all of the "Confident" singer's babeliness at once. Like, our eyes can't decide what to focus on -- Justin's many tattoos, his rippling abs, his adorably concerned-looking eyebrows, the available lounge chair next to him that clearly has our name written all over it. This is basically what we look like right now:
You're probably wondering why the Biebs is staring at his cell phone instead of going full-on R&R with a nap. Well, that's because he was texting us to fly down and climb aboard! BRB, sobbing over how not true that explanation is...
Where's the sign-up for Justin's boat cruise??