OK, so you know how every day we’re like “Beyoncé is ***flawless” this and “Beyoncé is actually an otherwordly goddess who walks among us YAAAS BEYONCÉ YAAAS YOU LOOK SO GOOD OMG YAAAS” that? Well, we think we might’ve finally figured out what gives the “Partition” singer her superpowers…
Beyoncé is secretly a “Dragon Ball Z” character.
In case you’re not familiar, “Dragon Ball Z” is an anime series about a bunch of ridiculously strong aliens who fight against a bunch of other ridiculously strong (slash evil) aliens.
…contains approximately two pages of dialogue and nine frames of animation. Because an entire episode might revolve around two wounded characters hurling uncomfortably breathy insults at one another, “Dragon Ball Z” ran for over 9,000 episodes — give or take.
I KNOW, RIGHT? Needless to say, I watched every episode. #indoorkiddontcare
Oh, but perhaps most relevant to the discussion is that when the characters power up to fight, they explode in a burst of energy and their hair turns blond because #science.
Now, look at this GIF…
Does she or does she not look like she’s bursting with enhanced abilities, about to go H.A.M. on some evil dude (who’s name is, like, IDK a reference to the Japanese word for “broccoli”) while “Run The World (MY FIST)” plays in the background? Yes. Yes, she does.
END OF DISCUSSION.
Photo credit: Beyonce’s Tumblr / GIFs: Dragon Ball Z Forum, dbzgifs on Tumblr, Wiffle Gif, Dragon Ball Wikia