Have you ever watched Olivia Newton-John’s “Physical,” only to wish it had done away with all them super-veiled, impossible-to-penetrate double entendres? Well, WE HAVE. That’s why we’re ob-SESSED with Kylie Minogue’s new video for “Sexercize,” which is literally exactly what it sounds like. #ByeFelicia #IMeanMetaphor
In the Kiss Me Once track’s clip, we see the “Fine” singer clad in a very Fever-era leotard, twerking against crunch balls and grinding on pommel horses, all the while showing about as much ass and body-ody-ody as Beyoncé did in “Partition.”
What? Oh, sorry. We kinda had a “Partition” blackout there for a sec. Where were we? Right, well, we’re kinda inspired by how direct Kylie is in her new clip. I mean, she’s just like: “Yeah, so I’m singing a song called ’Sexercize,’ and the video’s a bunch of sex and exercise-related visuals. WHAT.”
In that vein of upfront badassery, we’re just gonna, like, drop all pretenses and give you what we know you really want: a bunch of ass-centric GIFs from Kylie’s new video. Enjoy.
+ Watch Kylie Minogue’s “Sexercize” video.
Photo credit: Warner Music Group; GIFs: MTV; Memecrunch