Miley Cyrus Shares A 'Wiener' Selfie With The World

Check out Miley Cyrus' "wiener" selfie she shared on Instagram.

We adore you, Miley Cyrus, even when you're dressed up like a hot dog.

Knowing the bold acts of WTF-ery that Miley Cyrus has been up to lately (See her motorboating Amazon Ashley, kissing Katy Perry, and... that "hand") you might've read the above headline and immediately assumed: NOT SAFE FOR LIFE!

Simmer down, guys, it's not that kind of "wiener selfie." It's just Miley grilling chilling in a hot dog costume! BRB, relishing all this cookout queen perfection. (Hot dog puns, free of charge.)

The "Adore You" singer shared this photo on Instagram, along with a very Miley-appropriate hashtag: "#wiener." We feel like there's a metaphor buried deep underneath this picture's condiments. Like, Miley doesn't just ride the hot dog -- she IS the hot dog. That's, like, pretty deep, y'all. #meta

Anyway, this is making us hungry for some Bangerz and mash. (SEE WHAT WE DID THERE??) It also makes us think that Oscar Mayer needs to hire Miley to do their commercial jingles. Picture it: Miley could sing "My wiener has a first name/ It's M-I-L-E-Y" while she twerks with some frankfurters. Don't act like you wouldn't GIF that ish.

Photo credit: Miley Cyrus' Instagram

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