Maybe it's all the star power in Austin this week (see Justin Bieber's surprise SXSW show), but we've got Texas on the brain, y'all. That's why we immediately did a "Stronger"-style chair-swivel-and-snap when we came across this photo of Britney Spears shopping in Malibu, mixing up the traditional Holy Spearit trinity of Uggs, Starbucks bev, and cutoffs with a Tex-YAAAS-style longhorn shirt. m/, Brit!!!!
(BRB, icing our shins after that spontaneous chair choreo. It... did not go well.)
It's not like the "Work Bitch" singer needs to remind everyone she's the sh**. After all, Britney is one-half of the Oscars' cutest couple, and even fellow pop divas like Miley Cyrus can't help but stan for the "Piece Of Me" Vegas performer. But still, it's a nice, subtle memo to the paparazzi that she is not here to be messed with. Line-dance on over to the left, hay-tahz.
Of course, this could be a sign that Britney's goin' country on Album No. 9. Or, maybe she's just a big "Dallas" fan? Whatever, Brit, we'll be standing by, looking for clues on your next t-shirt (and popping Advil 'cause our knee is SERIOUSLY THROBBING).
Photo credit: WENN