Guys, can you believe that Katy Perry bravely survived a shark attack this weekend? THANK YOU, MOTHER NATURE, FOR SPARING OUR POP QUEEN!
In any case, we're relieved to know that if the recently single singer were besieged by a finned killer from the deep (#CrossYoSelf), she wouldn't waste her energy on panicking. Nah, she'd stay focused and ferosh in the jaws of a great white.
Oh, and speaking of "Jaws," does anyone want to join us in humming a mashup of that movie's iconic violin score and "Roar"? Duuun dun, duuun dun, duuun dun DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DA-DUN. Try it! It's fun.