We have exactly one reaction to seeing Selena Gomez standing on a boat without a HINT of nausea, rocking PERFECTLY FRIZZ-LESS HAIR despite what our meteorological expertise determines is muggy-ass day: She's queen of the woooorld!
(What? We own three DVD editions of "Titanic," and we're NOT ashamed. #GetYourLife)
In an Instagram photo of a recent sailing jaunt, the "Slow Down" singer thanked her fans for all of their post-rehab support, captioning: "I've done everything I could to the best of my ability. Thank you for the unconditional love and cyber hugs. You inspire me."
You hear that, Selenators? (We're about to pull out a sailing metaphor here because SYMBOLISM.) You're the vessel, the boat, the USS Selenator that brought Selena safely back to port. You're docked in her heart 4-EVER.
In other news, notice how the 21-year-old singer also appears to be getting her wine on (#legal)? (Staying classy like a certain ex-boyf...)
Whatever, we just want to know how she's not ralphing over the side of the boat, 'cause we get nauseous sitting in the bathtub. But then, anyone who can whip her hair so fiercely is clearly on another level.
BTW, anyone have Dramamine?
Photo credit: Selena Gomez' Instagram