Credit: Madonna's Instagram, the Lord, albeit indirectly
You're cordially invited to get your damn minds right, get your LIVES, and glue your wig back onto your head. I'm probably very correct in assuming that you just died at these #veryrvre, very luminous photos of Miley Cyrus and Madonna at Miley's "MTV Unplugged" taping. Well, you'll be reborn when you bear witness to this denim-clad holy union of Miley Cyrus and Madonna, AKA #favesonfaves.
Life is a mystery, as Madonna divinely intuited. Everyone must stand alone, unless, of course, you're Miley Cyrus, in which case you can stand directly next to MADONNA LOUISE CICCONE (or just back right up into her lap) on your very own "MTV Unplugged" stage, wearing a hat that Madonna herself gave you because you're Miley Cyrus and you get hats from Madonna.
I've got so much more to say, but I've already said it, so read my insider recap of "Miley Cyrus: MTV Unplugged," and let's save the rest for the show, as they say in the "biz."
Speaking of "biz," make it your business to watch every single iconic minute of "Miley Cyrus" Unplugged" when it airs Wednesday, Jan. 29 at 9/8c on MTV.