When you woke this morning, did your bedhead resemble a pompadour? Did your alarm simply shoot glitter into the air instead of making noise? Were four birds outside your window dramatically harmonizing "Bohemian Rhapsody" on a nearby branch? Well, that's because today is Adam Lambert's 32nd birthday!
We've already given the "Lay Me Down" singer his big gift -- a custom-made, super-awesome Adam LAMBorghini "Transformers" action figure #JealousMuch -- but don't think we've forgotten about you, Glamberts! We've gotten each and every one of you... a high-five! Can you dig it?
OK, OK, just kidding! Obviously, we've packed something way sweeter in your goody bags. Here are 32 glam photos of Adam Lambert, each and every one hand-picked to satisfy your deepest, darkest, most glamorous desires. Enjoy!
Aw, bb's first glam! Here's Adam with his fellow "American Idol" contestants in 2009.
Who could forget that jaw-dropping performance at the 2009 American Music Awards?
But, Adam NEVER forgot his "AI" roots. Here he is with former judge Paula Abdul! Hey, Paula!
MOAR PURPLE. MOAR GLAM. YAAAAAAAS.
George Kotsiopoulos, Kelly Osbourne, and Adam enter 2014... GLAMOROUSLY.
PHOTO GALLERY: 32 GLAM PHOTOS OF ADAM LAMBERT
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