Oh, just Blue Ivy's parents simulating SURFBOARDT-ing all over the Grammys stage.
Um, do you think Blue Ivy will watch her parents' 2014 Grammy Awards performance when she's older and be like, "Grody, Mom and Dad!" or be like, "Dayum, my parents were total smokeshows?" (PS: "Grody" will make a comeback some day.) Yeah, IDK either, but one thing is undeniable: there could be a lot of babies born nine months after Beyonce and Jay Z's "Drunk In Love" duet tonight, because it was HELLA sexxxy.
So get near a shower ASAP, because you're gonna need to take a cold one (or three) after you look at the GIF wall of Bey and Jay's steamy Grammys performance.
GIRD THY LOINS AND CHECK OUT THE BEYONCE x JAY Z GRAMMYS PERFORMANCE GIF WALL!
Photos: Getty | GIFs: MTV