Miley, your corn-clad backup dancers have never looked better!
Miley Cyrus is no stranger to utilizing, ehhhhrrrm, interesting props on stage. There’s the infamous foam finger from her twerk-heavy VMA performance, and who could forget that enormous crying cat from her gig at the AMAs? (We can’t wait to see what she whips out on “Miley Cyrus: Unplugged” next Wednesday, TBQH.)
Now, it seems that Miley is calling on life-size ears of corn to double as her “Bangerz Tour” backup dancers. The 21-year-old singer share the “grainy” photo on Instagram, captioning: “This almost gave me a heart attack!” Us too, because WTF????
Well, after taking a closer look at the picture, it appears that these surprisingly nimble cobs are actually just digitally imposed over the “Adore You” singer’s human backup dancers. Shocker, right? So convincing!
Why did some Photoshop-savvy Smiler get all corny on our girl? It probably has something to do with one of Miley’s recent Instagram videos where she parodies “We Can’t Stop” with new lyrics: “Yeah, I love corn/ Only canned corn/ ’Cause I don’t want to deal with the cob/ I’ll make Cheyne do it ’cause it’s his job/ Yeah, yeah, we love corn, we can eat what we want!”
Whelp, that was weird. Good luck getting “We Corn’t Stop” out of your head!
Photo credit: Miley Cyrus’ Instagram