What's Christmas without a little red lingerie?
Today Rihanna answers the age-old question, What's a successful holiday photo shoot without some naughty lingerie? Answer: NOTHING! Literally NOTHING.
Throw away your boring old holiday photos (JK -- don't do that 'cause your mom might get mad)... But maybe do throw them away? Because Rihanna's lingerie pajama Christmas party officially puts all your basic holiday photos to shame. Sorry -- y'all will just have to start over.
See more photos from Rihanna's lingerie holiday party after the jump.
So, what exactly is a lingerie pajama Christmas party? Well, it's when "The Monster" collaborator and her pals throw on their sexiest Christmas-themed nighties and pose by the Christmas tree! Obviously. Translation: Introducing Santa's slutty Christmas elves!
Merry Christmas, from one butt to another!
AHAHAHAHA! MORE EGGNOG, PLS!
Anyway, look, we're not saying that you should nix your ugly Christmas sweater tradition in favor of some matching family lingerie -- because that's the grossest idea EVER, and frankly, kinda inappropriate.
But at least Rihanna's lingerie blackout makes things a little more interesting for Santa, right?! We're guessing that stale Oreos, outdated milk, and Sears-bought sweaters with rhinestone-encrusted Christmas trees are getting a liiiiittle boring for poor old Saint Nick.
Photo credit: Rihanna's Instagram