Note to self: Sign up for a pole-dancing class.
WHEW! WHAT. A. NIGHT! How's everyone doing after the best Europe Music Awards this side of the galaxy? No, seriously, get ready for a serious onslaught of space-themed jokes, puns, and references -- because the 2013 MTV EMA would WANT us to make them.
Decked out to the nines in all-space-alien-everything, this year Amsterdam's Ziggo Dome played host to all the EMA nominees, winners, performers, and stans/fans in the audience. Miley Cyrus opened the show with a latex-clad little person (!?) and blew the audience away with a minimalist performance of "Wrecking Ball," Bruno Mars turned the EMA stage into a friggin' strip joint (with a special appearance from Nicole The Pole), MC Redfoo disturbed everyone at home with his trademark Speedo (#ThingsWeCanNeverUnsee), and Katy Perry stole the effing show with a Maypole-turned-human-prism "Unconditionally" performance.
Hmmm, what else? Well, Ariana Grande killed her backstage hosting gig, Iggy Azalea joined Robin Thicke onstage, Eminem performed a MMLP2 medley, and Miley may have *sparked* a brand-new award show controversy (y'all know what we're talking about).
So, how do we even begin to wrap this night up?? Oh, I know. How about with some GIFs? Sound good? Great! Now, please enjoy this EMA GIF wall while we try to permanently burn the image of Redfoo's Speedo out of our brain.
Check out more EMA GIFs after the jump!
AUUUGHHH THERE IT IS AGAIN!! Medic...
GIFs: Jimmy McCain