I mean, self-explanatory.
May we be blunt? Yes? OK, great. Because literally GOD BLESS Nicki Minaj for this photo that she recently posted on Instagram, along with the caption: "Back dat ass up." (Ughhhh, we so would if we could!) Like, she is rocking a head-to-toe, Versace-looking gold chain jumpsuit (#MustOwn) and appears to be in the midst of some deep, full-throttle, stationary twerking! #BLESSED
If y'all are wondering what we mean by "stationary twerk," it's just our way of saying that the reigning queen of side boob is far too regal to ever simply bend down or squat. Like, Nicki's so flawless, she can even twerk without moving. Get it? Cool.
Closing thoughts? Nicki Minaj's ass is arguably the eighth wonder of the world, a true American treasure, and all those who disagree are surely lying. And for those keeping score at home, we'd even go so far as to say that this stunning rump photo totally makes up for that one time that Nicki conjured up some legendary camel toe, and then shared it with the world. Like, now we're even.
Photo credit: Nicki Minaj's Instagram