Ph*** yo Halloween.
She’s creepy, spooky, altogether ooky — why, it’s none other than @SadGalRiRi! Just in time for Halloween, Rihanna posted yet another depressingly haute goth look on Instagram, though this time it’s a much more editorial take than what we saw on the “What Now” cover.
Guh, we don’t know about you, but we can already here the suburban teenage struggle oozing out of this photo’s every pore. “Robyn Rihanna Fenty,” her mother screams. “You unlock your bedroom door this minute, or there will be no Skinny Puppy concert for you!” To which “The Monster” singer replies, “Shut up, MAWM. Ugh, you don’t get it. None of you get it. Where are my — DID YOU THROW AWAY MY CLOVE CIGARETTES?!” #AudibleEyeRoll
Even though we know that Rihanna’s technically not in costume, let’s throw around some guesses at what she totally could be as is. Zombie Rosie the Riveter! Carmen Miranda after reading too much Poe! Early-’80s-era former Madonna fan who just hit puberty and now only listens to Siouxsie And The Banshees! Undead Lucy Ricardo after Ricky forgot to let her out of a bongo drum! Whoops, #dark.
+ Check out celebs’ Halloween costumes, watch a Throwback Thursday video of Justin Bieber from Halloween 2007, decide which horror movies to watch tonight, and get more spooky stuff on MTV’s Halloween home page.
Photo credit: Rihanna’s Instagram / GIF: Jimmy McCain of MTV