Britney NAILED it! Did you expect anything less?
We probably shouldn't admit that we've been attempting to use "The Secret" to summon Britney Spears' Britney Jean album cover ever since "Work B**ch" first SLAYED our ears because it probably makes us sound like weirdos. But like, we DGAF because look what dream manifestation hath wrought! The cover is here! PUH-RAISE VISUALIZATION!!!!
Unveiled earlier today on Instagram, this may just be the best album cover in the entire Spearitual canon! Now, before you start tweeting "U R UGLY KYS" death tweets, #BritneyArmy, let's try to have a civil discussion about why this artwork is 100 percent flawless. Hopefully we can sway you to
the correct our side of the argument, mmmkay?
First, there's the neon sign-like font used to spell the disc's title, which totally reminds us of Miley Cyrus' Bangerz album cover. (Which itself reminded us of Tom Cruise in "Cocktail," so BAI.) Then, there's Ms. Brit-Brit, who looks super reminiscent of some of her perfect albums past. In conclusion, what's a little bit In The Zone, a little bit Femme Fatale, and ICONIC all over?? Britney Jean, dammit! #BowDown
A little bit of this...
A little bit of THIS...
And a whooooole lot of THIS.
Photo credit: RCA, GIF: BusinessInsider