Miley Cyrus Sticking Out Her Tongue + Giving Us The Finger Is Everything We Need In A Woman (PHOTO)

Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, flips the bird -- business as usual!

She's just bein' Miley, and we are ob-SESSED!

Oh dear lord, Miley Cyrus, don't you see? Sticking out your tongue and flipping us the bird like that in this photo you tweeted on Wednesday night? Our hearts, they have been CAPTURED by you, oh perfect woman! That's it, we're throwing down the matrimonial gauntlet and proposing to you right effing now.

Ms. Destiny Hope "Miley" Charmbracelet Musicbox Double Rainbow Cyrus, will you do us the honor of marrying (and then immediately divorcing) each one of us, one after the other in rapid-fire succession? We can hop a Greyhound to the newly marriage equality'd state of New Jersey right now if you're ready -- we've already reached out to Snooki to officiate.

Wait, unless the guy in this photo who looks like your BFF/ personal assistant, Cheyne Thomas (aka BiewBiew), is getting down on one knee? Is this your Kimye-level engagement moment caught mid-proposal?! Aw, BiewBiew, why you gotta diew us like that?! Well, if we can't have you, then we know just who to call. Oh, Betty White!

Photo credit: @MileyCyrus