Honestly shocked that her tongue's not out.
Even though we've been full-on bracing ourselves for the onslaught of Miley Cyrus-themed Halloween costumes since, like, the night of the VMAs, we never expected to see anything quite like this: a pug dressed as Miley's infamous "Wrecking Ball." (Shout-out to Jezebel for finding this TREASURE!)
In the running to win Petco's Halloween costume contest on Facebook, Tottie hails from Madison, Wis. Along with her entry, she included a statement of intent, which cryptically reads: "Don't you ever say I just waddled away. I will always arf you." (FINE, we made that last part up, but IMAGINE!!!!)
Photo credit: Petco's Facebook