What happens when realism stops being polite and starts getting real?
Can we get a shout-out for U.K. super Smiler Carl McCoid? Because of his fanatical devotion to Miley Cyrus, the 40-year-old Brit has inked his body with 21 different tattoos inspired by the "Wrecking Ball" singer. Of course, we will not be getting such an... er, realistic Miley tat anytime soon -- but kudos to him!
Describing the Bangerz-era tattoo featured above to CeleBuzz, Carl says: "The 20th is a portrait with her signature photo smile and tongue. My portrait tattoos are a timeline. This is her latest facial look and the first of her new hair since she changed it last year." TBH, we're just happy to read the words "Miley," "face," and "tattoo" not in a sentence detailing the "We Can't Stop" singer's decision to emulate Mike Tyson.
Check out more photos of Carl McCoid's Miley Cyrus tattoos after the jump.
How much do you wanna bet that this "M" is only the first fifth of a superlong "M-I-L-E-Y" tat?
Approximately two feet above his Miley-branded tramp stamp lies Carl's 21st tattoo: the title of Miley's fourth studio album exactly as it appears on the cover of Bangerz. Ummm, but that still leaves a TON of PRIME ink real estate in between. Mr. McCoid, what if you go #dark, and get a full-back tattoo of Miley's discarded Hannah Montana wig? Wait, don't. We call it.
Photo credit: CeleBuzz