Star Spotting: Celine Dion’s Wax Figure Is The Greatest Wax Figure In All The World, Non? (PHOTOS)

#BowDown to the Quebecoise Kween!

Attention all the parents and children of the world (i.e., f****** everbody): Madame Tussauds has just blessed us with a wax figure of international North American treasure Céline Dion. And unlike the house of wax’s recent re-creation of Anjelica Huston Katy Perry and inanimate doppel of Justin Bieber, this one actually resembles Céline — or, as objective observer René Angélil might say, the greatest singer in all the world!

Check out more photos of Céline Dion’s flawless wax figure after the jump.

“I’m alive! Oh. Wait.”

As Céline la Seconde was unveiled in the heart of Times Square earlier today, we naturally assume that New York City’s bustling, tourist-heavy death trap of a district immediately slowed to a halt.

If this picture doesn’t scream “#LEPRAISE,” then we don’t know what does.

Imagine: Children dropped their M&M’s World bags, rushed to the figure’s base, joined hands, and sang “Sur le Pont d’Avignon” in unison as they skipped merrily around this makeshift Maypole. Patrons of Guy Fieri’s American Kitchen & Bar left offerings of Awesome Pretzel Chicken Tenders with extra Donkey Sauce at the idol’s feet. Realizing his shame, the Naked Cowboy immediately put on the nearest $45 “COOL STORY BRO” neon green hoodie.

In other words, all that Times Square needed was a little bit o’ the ol’ “Céline solution.” #JeMeSouviens

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