We are so close to having a "Good Time" with Paris, y'all.
Bad news first: As you may have noticed, Oct. 1 came and went without Paris Hilton's promised "Good Time" video featuring Lil Wayne, which has been pushed back until next Tuesday, Oct. 8. Stop crying -- if you need to cry, kindly show yourself to the two-story Spanish-style doggie mansion out back.
Now, on to the good news! Out of the goodness of her rhinestone-bedazzled, possibly "Hello Kitty"-shaped heart, Paris has not only blessed us with this truly kaleidoscopic "Pretty Pretty Princess" single cover art showcased above, but an extended 43-second teaser as well. Our thoughts? Let's just say that it starts with an "F" and ends in "LAWLESS." Give up? FLAWLESS.
Watch Paris Hilton's extended "Good Time" teaser video featuring Lil Wayne after the jump.
Picking up right where the original sneak peek clip left off, the teaser shows Paris, Weezy, and her Cash Money CEO Birdman living it up at the greatest water- and/or vodka-drenched pool party ever -- complete with blow-up giraffe floaties! (Why is that the thing that impresses us??)
In her YMCMB ("Young Money Cash Money Billionaires") black snapback and aptly branded "Rich Girl" tank, Paris plays with some seriously next-level glow sticks, dances with fog-spewing robots, and builds a strong visual case for the inclusion of a "Good Time" filter on Instagram. All the while, she coos, "Are you havin' a good time?" To that we say: Uh, duh.
This time around, we even get to hear a snippet of Lil Wayne's guest verse: "I'm f***** up/ I can't tell you what's what/ All she know is s*** f***/ I walked up to a big butt/ And asked her ass, "But, what?" Full disclosure: We have no idea what he's talking about in these vaguely Seuss-ical lyrics, but we are LIVING for the super literal mental picture they conjure.
So, that's that! Six more days to go until Paris ends the last 1,000 years of "Bad Time" that the universe has been forced to endure. Honestly, we're kinda glad that the "Good Time" video didn't drop yesterday, i.e., the same day as Britney Spears' "Work Bitch." That would've been, like, a lethal combination of pop princess flawlessness. Not even the po-lice or the gov-ah-nah could have saved us!
+ Watch PARIS HILTON'S EXTENDED "GOOD TIME" TEASER VIDEO FEATURING LIL WAYNE. Not satisfied, hungry tigers? Watch PARIS HILTON DISCUSS "GOOD TIME" and HER NEW ALBUM.
Photo credit: Cash Money Records