Happy birthday, Drake! Please break your “No New Friends” rule for us? We’ll let you play our N64!
Guess what, y’all! Today is Drake’s 27th birthday! Can you believe it? Why, it feels like just yesterday we were watching the “Hold On, We’re Going Home” singer dribbling his basketball and
holy s*** getting shot in the back learning valuable life lessons at the Toronto-area community school that must not be named. Whaddya say, let’s give Champagne Papi a couple of congratulatory baby Drake shuffles!
If that forever-treasurable GIF proves anything, it’s that Drake needs no help in the having fun department. But, we figure that we might as well help him plan his birthday blowout in whatever way we can — like finding a venue! Taking a page out of the “No New Friends” Drake meme’s playbook, we decided to mock up our greatest party location suggestions below! (Still waiting on that invite though, Drake, NBD!)
1.) Our backyard! We could rent a couple of ball pits and moon bounces to quell those Discovery Zone jones.
2.) Your backyard? It’s OK, Drake, that festive mouse piñata didn’t deserve your friendship anyway.
Check out more venues where Drake can host his “No New Friends” allowed birthday party after the jump.
5.) No, wait! The skating rink! You used to love to
ice-dance ice-skate play hockey as a kid.
6.) Or we could really go all out! Crash a wedding, hit on some brides throwing cats. You know, wedding stuff.
7.) F*** it, let’s just get wrecked. We know just the place to obliterate you into 27. Paging Miley Cyrus!