Pretty sure Rihanna's the only person who can look bangin' while mid- squat.
We're used to Rihanna photos eliciting reactions that range from unsurprised, "Oh! A weed fairy!" to divine genuflection, "Oh! She's the most gorgeous creation on Earth!" to the profane, "Oh. Is that a penis purse? But Rihanna's new "Pour It Up" video photos, which Rihanna posted to her Instagram this weekend (and for that, we thank her) are so extreme, even by Rihanna standards, that we're pacing the room figuring out how to process these Lil' Kim-leaning, pink-eyebrowed, all-wet-nightie fantasia of ratchet-glam. You're welcome to join us.
Check out more photos from Rihanna's "Pour It Up" video shoot after the jump.
So, does Rihanna just glow naturally, or what?!
Before we get to the most important part of Rihanna's "Pour It Up" lewk, we'll come right out and say what you're likely thinking: How is it even humanly possible to look sexy in the middle of a full squatting position? Somehow Rihanna, with her cellulite-free thighs of steel, has achieved the impossible.
Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but EVERYONE prefers Rih.
And moving right along, can you honestly believe it's taken us this long to mention anything about Rihanna's Marilyn Monroe-esque pixie situation? Us either! Then again, we were honestly too busy jealousy-gazing at Ri's perfectly bedazzled, gravity-defying rack to think about much else. Not to mention the already see-through nighty that some genius on set thought to get wet. You do the math!
BRB, gotta get in some premium #BowDown time.
Closing thoughts? Would you even believe us if we told you that in addition to RiRi in a damp see-through nightie, "Pour It Up" also features her rocking an ALL-MESH-EVERYTHING ONESIE?! Time to send a sea of Baked By Melissa cupcake minis to the stylist on set, amirite?
Photo credit: Rihanna's Instagram