Happy 29th birthday to the motherf****** princess!
Happy 29th birthday, Avril Lavigne!!!! Or is it 19th? 23rd? Your Wikipedia page says that you were born on Sept. 27, 1984, but you hardly look a year shy of 30 in this b-day photo above with Mario Lopez (aka, the host of “Extra” and Britney Spears’ No. 1 doll collector). How can this be? Hmmmm… Oh, duh, the “Rock N Roll” singer is a vampire! Either that, or she’s been drinking the eternal lifeblood of the mythical bear-shark. Checks out.
In any case, Avril, we wish you (and that portrait of you that’s aging slowly in an attic somewhere) a very happy day of birth, indeed. We didn’t mail you a real present because we couldn’t figure out how the federal postal system works (#millennial), so we hope you enjoy these pictures we found of you gleefully nomming down birthday cakes both past and present! Full disclosure: Two of them are technically from The Best Damn Thing’s release party, but so what! Cake.
Aw, this is from Avril’s 18th b-day in 2002. BRB, gonna go investigate the décor-accenting powers of Starburst.
Here’s Avril blowing out the candles in 2007…
Check out more Avril Lavigne cake photos after the jump.
…and she did it! Hell yeah, cake! Who’s ya mothah-effing princess?!
This 2010 beauty is, like, straight out of our wildest “Cake Boss”-inspired dreams. #FONDANT
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