Justin Bieber Reveals His New Leading Lady On Zach Galifianakis' 'Between Two Ferns' (VIDEO)

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Between the two ferns lies a whole lotta awkard, folks.

Lest you were still #unclear about why Justin Bieber thinks the late Anne Frank would've been a Belieber, he clarifies this still-confounding statement in the most uncomfortable way imaginable on what's probably the best "Between Two Ferns" ever.

In this latest installment of "The Hangover" star Zach Galifianakis' Funny Or Die sketch series, we learn everything from the identity of Justin Bieber's new less-lonely girl to what Justin's really thinking when he's performing on stage and more. Oh yeah, and then Justin gets beaten, but relax because it's nowhere near as bad as the time he got his face handed back to him in his "As Long As You Love Me" video.

Watch Justin Bieber's "Between Two Ferns" interview with Zach Galifianakis after the jump.

So, which lucky lady's arms has Justin Bieber sought refuge in since he and Selena Gomez for-real broke up? Ummmm... Joy Behar! DUH! We had our suspicions, but Justin's new relationship is officially official! You hear it first!

As for what goes through Justin's mind whenever he's on stage during his "Believe" Tour: "I wish I was watching 'Cops' right now." Well, that solves one mystery, but leaves so many more unanswered -- particularly the whole "serenading my grandma while naked is a good idea" thing. To quote Nancy Kerrigan (Wikipedia it): "WHY?!"

+ Watch Justin Bieber's "Between Two Ferns" sketch with Zach Galifianakis.

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