Check out Miss Milez's Rolling Stone cover, plus plenty more outtakes from the photo shoot.
If I have six apples, and four of those apples take their tops off, what fraction of total apples are topless? That's right, two-thirds! So now let's replace those shiny red fruits with photos from Miley Cyrus' Rolling Stone cover shoot, and how many topless photos of the "We Can't Stop" singer do we have? Two-thirds! Two-thirds of the photos are topless! Ah! Ah! Ah! #TheCountReference
A satisfying snack that'll tide us over until "Miley: The Movement" premieres, the accompanying RS interview reveals everything from Miley's relationships with big-name artists like Kanye West and Lil' Kim, plus her forecast on the future of her world-famous twerk game. Let's dive in... after you take off your shirt.
Check out more of Miley's Rolling Stone photo outtakes after the jump.
O, Miley, we 'phelia.
These bare-chested photos were taken a couple days after her headline-grabbing VMA performance, so it's conceivable that Miley hadn't discovered the magical wonder of pasties until closer to this past weekend's iHeartRadio Music Festival.
Speaking of pasties, the interview reveals that according to a text that Miley receives from her idol, Lil' Kim, the iconic Brooklyn rapper is, in fact, a Smiler! "My little pumpkin, I just had to tell you you're so f****** smart... Keep killing it, boo." Umm, can we please get a twin mermaid pasties outfit photo shoot set up, like, NOW?!
Oh, a shirt! Wait, nvm.
Speaking of insane collabs, remember how the "Wrecking Ball" singer is teaming up with Kanye West for a remix of his Yeezus track, "Black Skinhead"? Turns out that Kanye gave Miley a pep talk before she hit the VMA stage with Robin Thicke: "There are not a lot of artists I believe in more than you right now," Miley recalls. "I just kept repeating that over and over in my mind, and it made me not nervous."
WHOA, Miley's one of the few artists that 'Ye believes in? That means she's right up there with, well, Kanye "No. 1 rock star on the planet" West!
...And back to shirts, again!
Anyway, the shock value of Miley's mostly topless photos doesn't even compare to other details in the interview -- like the fact that she gets "ROLLING $TONE" tattooed on the soles of her feet at one point or that she goes skydiving at another.
Without a doubt, however, Miley's biggest #MICDROP moment comes when she says, in reference to her penchant for twerking and signature tongue move: "Now people expect me to come out and twerk with my tongue out all the time. I'll probably never do that s*** again." If you need us, we'll be living out these "Wrecking Ball" GIFs IRL, especially this one:
Photo credit: Theo Wenner/ Rolling Stone