This is literally the best photo in existence. Ever.
Admittedly, it's been a big weekend. I finally found the perfect bed frame for my room (Restoration Hardware sale, FTW!), the "Dexter" season finale went down (HOLY OMFG! No #spoilers, but WE CAN'T!!), and the Emmys happened (three words: Kate Mara's DRESS!).
But, perhaps the MOST important thing to occur is this moment up top, which shows new parents Kanye West and Kim Kardashian acting all couple-y in public, Diddy
almost trying to get to third base over pants resting his hand comfortably on Oprah's perfect thigh, and Oprah reciprocating the "thigh caress"/ "Nervous Game" action on Kanye! IT'S TOO MUCH! But also, not nearly enough?!
Check out more photos of Kimye, Diddy, and Oprah's power moment after the jump.
Diddy, KIMYE, and Oprah were all hanging out at record exec Jimmy Iovine's pre-Emmys party/ birthday bash for his girlfriend, model Liberty Ross. And like, sure, it's fine -- we already knew that this very rich, very successful crew were friends with one another. We did NOT, however, know that they were the type of "pals" to casually rest their hands on each other's body parts like it totally ain't no thang!
We always want to be Oprah, but right now we REALLY want to be Oprah.
Related: How SPESH must Oprah feel to be flanked by these two dope rappers? Even more related: How much would we DIE if Kanye and Diddy came out with a collabo called "The Glory Of Oprah's Thigh"?! Or something. Just thinking about it makes us blush!