Mel B's new video is like the holy scripture of DGAF.
It's been eight years since Mel B (aka Scary Spice of the Spice Girls) released a single as a solo artist (2005's "Today"), but now she's back with "For Once In My Life"! Filmed on what we're, like, 99.9 percent sure was the set of "Desperate Housewives," Mel's ah-mazing block party of a video is not only super fun, but basically the ultimate instructional video on how to DGAF. (That stands for "Don't give a f***," ICYDK!)
For once, Mel's gonna just do whatever she wants and not what the world expects of her. Bills? Responsibilities? Clothes? She DGAF! And if you wanna do the same, here's how!
1.) THROW AWAY YOUR BILLS!
2.) STRIP IN THE STREET!
Watch Mel B's "For Once In My Life" video after the jump.
3.) JOIN IN A GAME OF DOUBLE DUTCH! CAN'T JUMP ROPE? WHO CARES! TODAY, YOU DGAF.
4.) MUG THE GARDENER! BOYFRIEND KNOWS WHAT HE DID TO YOUR HYDRANGEAS.
5.) GIVE A SULLEN SUPERMODEL THE "BUH-BYE!" BUSINESS.
6.) CUT YOUR HAIR!
...ALSO YOUR CLOTHES. DGAAAAAAAAAF.
NOT TO GET ALL MEN'S WEARHOUSE, BUT YER GONNA LIKE THE WAY YOU LOOK -- I GUARANTEE IT.
7.) BREAK INTO THE NEAREST HOUSE!
8.) IF THERE'S A HOUSE PARTY, JOIN IN! IF THERE'S A WAKE, PAY YOUR RESPECTS, AND GTFO.
9.) DON'T FORGET TO MAKE OUT WITH YOURSELF ON THE WAY OUT!
10.) END THE DAY WITH YOUR BEST WONDER WOMAN IMPRESSION. WONDAH WOMAAAAAAAHN!!!!
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY DGAF'D. THANKS, MEL B! #GIRLPOWAH
+ Watch Mel B's "For Once In My Life" video.
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