Hey, who wants Miley Cyrus' foam finger when she's done with it? Wait... On second thought...
Miley Cyrus promised a crazier VMA moment than the Britney-Madonna kiss, and she was right! Because a lot of Miley Cyrus-centric things just happened during her debut VMA performance of "We Can't Stop," and I may need a second (and a Tums, and an organic sedative!) to process it all. But, basically, in a nutshell, not only did Miley TWERK her Pilates-toned ass off (tell us something we didn't know) during her the 2013 MTV VMA performance of "We Can't Stop," but there was also a VERY itsy-bitsy Latex-bikini sitch happening during her performance of "Blurred Lines." Because guess what? Not only did Miley perform "We Can't Stop," which just so happens to be one of the songs of the summer (though not THE Song Of The Summer, because that went to One Direction, because "bitches be cray,") but she also danced all up on married man Robin Thicke, who performed "Blurred Lines," one of the OTHER song of the summer. Girl got up IN there. Deep in the cut.
Relive Miley Cyrus' freak-nasty 2013 MTV VMA performance of "We Can't Stop" and "Blurred Lines" in GIFS after the jump.
And it wasn't JUST any old Miley Cyrus performance, full of tongue and stunt, but Miley took things to an entirely new level of RAUNCH, RATCHET and general FREAK-NASTINESS. But, like, in a good way! A way that allowed Miley to caress Robin Thicke with a foam finger, simulate pre-penetrative humping with said foam finger, AND grind on a life-sized plush bear in the same 45-second span. There was also that one time that Miley tried to kiss Robin Thicke on the neck (no shade, Paula Patton!), and slap a plush-animal-suit-wearing member of her prized twerk team on the ass. So, do yourself a favor, and re-live what is perhaps Miley's raunchiest, most "she's just bein' Miley" performance to date via this stunning collection of GIFs of Miley trying to hook up with Robin Thicke AND a stuffed animal at the same time. Enjoy!
Video Music Award 2013 winners, red carpet photos, and the full VMA show free on demand at VMA.MTV.com.
Photo credit: MTV