Nick Jonas is... he... wha.. well... ahem. Ah do declare.
Today in "Christmas Coming Early," Nick Jonas seems to have finally opened his (probable) mountains of fan mail, because the youngest member of the Jonas Brothers has given the people what they want -- a shirtless selfie! Even "shirtless" is a conservative way to describe this photo, since he's, like, basically only kinda wearing some pants. On a technicality. AT MOST. C'mon, you can see his "Justin Timberlake On The Cover of Rolling Stone, Jan. '03" lines!!!! By most standards, HOW ARE THOSE PANTS?
Nick posted the image on Instagram and captioned, "I never do this but... Healthy living and fitness update. Post workout picture. #diabeticinshape #2.0." Well, for one thing, he's right about never doing the whole stripped-down selfie thing. True, he's posted naked torsos in the past, but, true to his word, they were not his own. Also, the "First Time" performer has every right to "think of [himself] like a man," as he recently told Andy Cohen on "Watch What Happens Live." No arguments here! And lastly, we think we speak for the world when we ask, Y U NEVER DO THIS?
Photo credit: Nick Jonas' Instagram