Private jets? Austin Mahone is officially a MAY-JOR star.
There’s already a bazillion reasons to want to be Austin Mahone, but your bazillion-and-first will now be the fact that HE HAS HIS OWN PRIVATE JET — Mahomie Air is officially in business! J/K, but imagine: Instead of boring safety announcements, there would be Mahone-ified tutorials like “What About In-Flight Entertainment”! And replacing those lame home-shopping mags cluttered with literally nothing anyone would ever want ever, there would be tabloids filled with hunky Austin photos! Oh, and instead of barf bags… actually, those should stay the same ’cause we might need to hyperventilate from all the Austin overload.
So maybe the MTV Artist To Watch Tour headliner will never own and operate an airline, but we can still live vicariously through the above five-star lifestyle photo posted on Instagram along with the caption (that takes inspiration from Kanye West’s and Jay Z’s “Otis“): “Can’t you see them private jets flying over you …” Basically, Austin is taking this moment to remind us that he has officially secured his BAWL-LURR status (just in case being a 2013 MTV VMA nominee didn’t already) — and LBR, to boast that he will never EVER have to sit in cramped coach with a bunch of strangers again. #FTW
Photo credit: @austinmahone