How many cannabis-themed things does Rihanna own, anyway??
Rihanna, you know we love you. You're our diamond in the sky. True, we've seen you through some hard times, whether it be kinda sorta getting back together with your controversial ex Chris Brown or taking a lot of flak for abandoning about 150 journalists between stops on the transcontinental "777" tour, but even when the going's been rough you've always emerged from the rubble like a shiny, soul-singing phoenix. On the other hand, we think it's time to address a *burning* (heh) issue: We know you have a penchant for pot and all, but here we are looking at ANOTHER picture of you holding some kind of weed-patterned shopping bag/makeup case/alarm clock (?!!!?)/we don't even know what. And you might say, "NBD, it's just a bag to hold things in," but it doesn't matter: How does ONE person have so many things with weed on it!??!?
Check out more of Rihanna's weed-covered products after the jump.
Look, it's not as though we haven't seen your weed-patterned goods before (that cannabis-covered maxi dress under a blankety camo coat was the most recent offender). We also know you love your "special cigarettes" in the morning, you're not afraid to dress like a marijuana princess for Halloween or take a vaguely hung over-looking, naked pot portrait. And we generally don't like to get in the middle of arguments (ha!), but Lena Dunham may have been on to something when she said you were "cracking her heart in half": "...[Rihanna] left Barbados, she's had this amazing career, she's won a Grammy.... And then she gets back together with Chris Brown and posts a million pictures of them smoking marijuana together on a bed.... And it cracks my heart in half in a way that makes me feel like I'm 95 years old," the "Girls" creator told Alec Baldwin on his "Here's The Thing" podcast. And it's hard not to see Lena's point.
We're all for you doing whatever you like in your spare time, Ri. Gawd knows you've earned it between all the touring, recording, ex-spooning, and Instagramming, but maybe go easy on the pot pieces for a while, eh? We hate to state the obvious, but a) they sell a lot of other cool stuff on Etsy if you would only look, and b) you're a SINGER! SMOKE = BAD FOR SINGING.
Oh, hey. It's weed o'clock.
Not sure Rihanna needs an instruction sheet anymore...
WE GET IT, OK?
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