Sometimes being a baller means owning a solid gold stroller.
Remember how we nominated Britney Spears and will.i.am’s “Scream & Shout” for the “most dope props used in a music video” award? Well, sadly, that esteemed honor has now officially been usurped by 50 Cent’s new “Major Distribution” video featuring Snoop Dogg and Young Jeezy. Why? NBD — there’s just the SOLID GOLD STROLLER to consider. Sit back and really think about that for a second. Yep, MIND BLOWN. (You’ll see what we mean in a second.)
Watch 50 Cent’s “Major Distribution” video featuring Young Jeezy and Snoop Dogg after the jump.
As you might expect, “Major Distribution” sees the G-Unit rapper flirting with a bevvy of babes (I wonder, though, is it still considered flirting when you know you can bag any one of them??) and letting off steam with dawgs4Lyfe Young Jeezy and Snoop Dogg. Then, for reasons unknown to us, we see interspersed close-up shots of a solid gold phone, a solid gold gun, and once more for emphasis, A SOLID GOLD STROLLER. Because why push your tot around in a Maclaren when they can ride dirty in gold? And then there are Snoop’s Swarovski crystal-encrusted sunglasses to consider. We know, if there’s one way to tell the world “I’m richer than sooooooo many people!!,” it’s to commission a solid gold stroller JUST ’CAUSE. And to wear sunglasses that prevent you from actually seeing anything. Because why see what’s in front of you when you can pay people to do it for you? Obviously.
Be on the look out for 50’s oft-delayed Street King Immortal disc when it drops this spring.
Photo credit: G-Unit