Shakira just went all Demi Moore with her baby bump.
Ummmmm, GUYS? Guys?? Just checking to see if y’all are still breathing/conscious since we assume that you, like us, had a momentary blackout/life-threatening heart palpitation after gazing at the above picture of Shakira, her pregnant belly, and her soccer-playing beau, Gerard Piqué. Partnering with UNICEF, Shakira unleashed a batch of gorgeous “I’m soooo pregnant, look at my bump!” photos, which makes us think that she must have avoided morning sickness ENTIRELY, since her “pregnant glow” seems to be emitting the strength of approximately 89 million shimmering jellyfish.
Check out more photos of Shakira and her baby bump after the jump.
But it’s not just about the photos — along with Gerard (who says he’s a soccer player but is OBVIOUSLY A MODEL), Shakira has teamed up with UNICEF to host a virtual baby shower in anticipation of their future son. The couple explained, “To celebrate the arrival of our first child, we hope that, in his name, other less privileged children in the world can have their basic needs covered through gifts and donations. Thank you for sharing this unforgettable moment with us.” UGH, so it’s not enough that they’re both beauty-bots (you know, those people who claim to be human but are so pretty you swear they’re part of a CIA operation to make everyone feel badly about themselves), but they’re also charitable? Good thing we’re too busy donating to Shakira and Gerard’s shower to be jealous of their faces. Because that kinda downward spiral takes us at least a week to recover from.
Photo credit: @Shakira/Jaume de Laiguana